My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it.

我對(duì)你的愛就像拉肚子，ho也hold不住。

Do you have a quarter? Because I promised I would call my mom as soon as I fell in love.

你有零錢嗎?我答應(yīng)過我老媽如果我戀愛了就要立刻打電話給她。

If you were a tear in my eye, for fear of losing you I would never cry.

如果你是我眼里的一滴淚，我永遠(yuǎn)都不會(huì)哭，因?yàn)槲遗率ツ恪?/p>

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

我的電話簿弄丟了，能把你的號(hào)碼再告訴我一下嗎?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

如果能重排字母表，我要把你和我排在一起。

Do you have a map? Because I just keep lost in your eyes!

你有地圖嗎?我總是迷失在你的眼神中。

I am a thief and I am here to steal your heart.

我是小偷，我是來偷你的心的。

It’s awfully hot in here, or it is you?

這里好熱，是因?yàn)槟阍诘年P(guān)系嗎?