原文：

Max, I don’t know how smart that was, blowing by our only potential business contact.

You stole my breakup scene.

The only remotely good thing about breaking up with a guy

is telling him how much better you are than him.

when you give him back his stuff.

I don’t know if you noticed,

but my entertainment budget is pretty low.

and I was really looking forward to that.

And then you went and stole it.

But I guess you couldn’t help it,

’cause that’s what you channings do, you steal things.

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