Good lenses, bad frames 人不可貌相

形容一個給人的第一印象極差、但本質很好的人，或者指表面看不出來，實則深藏不露的高手。

例句：Dr. Bruce is a spaz, but he’s one of the best doctors I know. You wouldn’t know it by looking at him...good lenses, bad frames.

Mid-day crisis 午間危機

指急需午睡以補充體力的情況，這種時候通常咖啡已經不管用了。

例句：After that wild night of drinking, I had the worst mid-day crisis ever.

Clock Out With My Cock Out 下班high去嘍

下班之后去派對狂歡(clock out即打卡下班，也可以說punch out)

例句：-Hey, dude, you coming to happy hour?

-Hells yeah! It’s time to clock out with my cock out!

Nearsighted Date “近視”相親

與blind date(事先一無所知的相親)相對，指在相親前看過對方的照片或者網聊過。如果對方沒有給你真實照片或提供了虛假信息，nearsighted date一樣有見光死的可能。

例句：That’s the last nearsighted date I ever go on...her profile picture must have been 5 years, 3 hair colors and 2 kids ago.(這個見光死死得徹底啊……)

Happy Late Year

拜個晚年

年后一個星期，拜年的時候就不是new year了，是late year。

例句：-Happy new year!!! whats up??

-More like happy late year... it was new years 5 days ago.

Work avalanche 工作壓死人.

桌上一堆東西要處理，想脫身而出，不可能。

例句：Hey, pour me a drink! I worked up quite a thirst digging out from my work avalanche to get to happy hour.

Postsantum depression 節后抑郁癥

意識到圣誕節已經過去時人們心中的失落感。(節后第一個工作日辦公室里的高頻用語)

例句：-Why is Michelle ragging it with me?

-It’s not just you, she’s got a bad case of postsantum depression.

Christmas tight 節后縮水

圣誕節和新年之后，你發現你節前穿正好的衣服，居然有些緊了。

例句：I got this new dress shirt for Christmas. I went to wear it with my favorite work pants, but they are a little Christmas tight now.