Busy day at school today 今天上學可真夠忙

Maths in the morning 早晨上數學

But not for me 而我卻沒有

I was called away 我的心思去了遠方

Captain of a schooner me 成了一名威風凜凜的船長

A pirate in scarlet and black 一個身著黑紅衣衫的海盜

A deep scar running down 一條深深的傷疤

The side of my face 沿著我的臉側掛下來

A kiss from a shark! 那是鯊魚之吻!

Busy day at school today 今天上學可真夠忙

Science after maths 數學之后是自然科學

But not for me 而我卻沒有

I was called away 我的心思去了遠方

James Bond caught a bad cold 007 詹姆斯·邦德感冒了

And I stepped in to save the planet 于是我代替他來拯救世界

Worked out the gadgets and leapt off 配備最新式的武器

Cliffs and skied down mountains 我從懸崖上跳下，從高山上滑下

Before speeding off in my Aston Martin! 然后駕著我的阿斯頓·馬丁疾馳而去!

Busy day at school today 今天上學可真夠忙

SATS tests to do 考了一回SATS

But not for me 而我卻沒有

I was the new number 9 for Liverpool 我成了利物浦隊的9號新球員

Making my debut playing up front with Owen 初次亮相便和歐文踢前鋒

With Gerrard and Murphy supplying 杰拉德和墨菲接應

And with only seconds to go I SCORE! 還剩幾秒鐘的時候我射門得分!

Houllier’s Golden Boy but what’s best 我是霍利爾的金童子，更棒的是

The Kop sing my name, 利物浦隊的球迷唱著我的名字，

Local boy hero ... 球隊小英雄… …

Busy day at school today 今天上學可真夠忙

History all afternoon 一下午都是歷史課

But not for me 而我卻沒有

I was called way 我的心思去了遠方

Gangster robbin’ banks 我成了打劫銀行的黑手黨

In me Italian suit well smart 意大利西裝穿在身上多神氣

And no one messes with me 沒人敢惹我

Or they sleep with the dishes!否則我就拿他們去喂角!

Or is it fishes? 還是喂魚來著?