1、快樂無處不在。

Seen on the bathroom walls of Concordia University: "Ignorance is bliss."and right underneath it..."I don’t know what this means but I’m happy."

Concordia大學衛生間的墻上寫著：“無知是福”，正下方寫著：“我不知道這是什么意思，但我很高興”。

2、結婚的結果還是不錯的。

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy,if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

想辦法結婚吧，如果你找到一個好妻子，你會幸福的，如果找了一個惡老婆，你會成為一個哲學家。

注：很多時候婚姻幸福會磨滅人們的斗志，而婚姻不幸給人帶來苦難，但會讓人思考。

3、雖然我們不再有快樂的童年時光，但我們應該盡量保持童心。

It’s Never Too Late To Have A Happy Childhood.

擁有一個快樂的童年從來都不晚。

4、信心很重要。

The happy idea that one Englishman can beat three Frenchman, encourages, and sometimes enabled, one Englishman, in reality, to beat two.

“一個英?四芄淮虬莧?齜ü?恕閉庵摯燉值墓勰罟睦?龐⒐?耍?惺焙钅芄皇掛桓鲇⒐?聳導噬洗虬芰礁齜ü?恕?/p>

5、信仰快樂。

The believer is happy, the doubter is wise

有信仰的人是愉快的，懷疑者是聰明的。

注：信仰上帝的人每當有了煩惱或者困惑就求助于上帝，他們是快樂的；懷疑者愿意動腦筋去思考，去分辨，腦筋越用越聰明。

6、任何事情都可以讓人高興。

I’m delighted to find that after all these years my tennis game has not deteriorated.[退化] It’s just as bad as before.

我很高興這些年我的網球技術沒有退化，還象以前那么臭。

7、不該激動時不要瞎激動。

A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?"

"No," says his Advisor, "in her biology class."

一個雄性小青蛙打通心靈熱線，他的私人心理咨詢師告訴他，“你將遇到一個年輕美貌的女孩，她想知道你所有的事情”。

小青蛙很激動，“太棒了，我會在晚會上遇見她嗎”？

“不，在她的生物課上”。

8、終于逃離了父母的嘮叨，朋友的騷擾，太自由了。

Think how it must feel to be alone in New York, without a friend or relation at hand, with no one to know or care what to do. It must be great!

想一想一個人在紐約是什么感受，身邊沒有一個親戚朋友，沒有人知道你做什么，也沒有人關心。那肯定太棒了！