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"I wish Central Bank would be robbed," George Pickens said to himself. He had been making this wish daily from the time he had started work as a teller at the bank.
All over the country banks were being robbed, George thought. Why not this bank? Were robbers scornful of its four-million-dollar capital? Were they afraid of Mr. Ackerman, the old bank guard, who hadn’t pulled out his gun in twenty-two years?
Of course George had a reason for wanting the bank to be robbed. After all, he couldn’t simply take the thick bundles of bills that were under his hands all day long. So he had thought of another way to get them. His plan was simple. It went like this:
If Bank Robber A holds up Bank Teller B
And if Bank Teller B gives Bank Robber A a certain amount of money
What is to prevent Bank Teller B from keeping all the money left and claiming that it was stolen by Bank Robber A?
There was only one problem. Where was Bank Robber A?
One morning George entered the bank feeling something was about to happen. "Good morning, Mr. Burrows." He said cheerfully. The bank president said something in a low voice and went into his office.
At two o’clock Bank Robber A walked in. George knew he was a bank robber. For one thing, be slipped in. For another thing, be wore a mask.
"This is a holdup," the man said roughly. He took a pistol from his pocket. The guard made a small sound. "You," the bank robber said, "lie down on the floor." Mr. Ackerman lay down. The robber stepped over to George’s cage.
"All right," he said. "Hand it over."
"Yes, sir," said George. "Would you like it in ten- or twenty-dollar bills?"
"Just hand it over!"
George reached into his cashbox and took all the bills from the top section--close to six thousand dollars. He passed them through the window. The robber snatched them, put them into his pocket, and turned to leave.
Then, while everyone watched Bank Robber A, Bank Teller B calmly lifted off the top section of the cashbox and slipped bills from the bottom section into his pockets.
The door swung and the bank robber was gone. George fainted. When he woke he smiled up at the worried faces looking down at him. "I’m all right," he said bravely.
“要是中央銀行被搶了該多好，”喬治·皮肯斯自言自語(yǔ)道。自從在銀行里開(kāi)始擔(dān)任出納員之日起，他就每天都琢磨著要實(shí)現(xiàn)這個(gè)愿望。
(2)喬治想，全國(guó)所有的銀行都被搶過(guò)，為什么唯獨(dú)這家銀行沒(méi)被搶呢？強(qiáng)盜們是看不上這400萬(wàn)元的資本嗎？他們是害怕這家銀行的老門衛(wèi)阿克曼先生嗎？他22年來(lái)從沒(méi)有掏出過(guò)他的槍。
(3）當(dāng)然，喬治想要這家銀行被搶是有個(gè)理由的。畢竟，他不能輕易地拿走整天價(jià)打他手頭點(diǎn)過(guò)的成捆成捆的厚厚的鈔票。因而他已想出了另一個(gè)弄到錢的辦法。他的計(jì)劃很簡(jiǎn)單。就像這樣：
如果銀行搶劫犯A以武力威脅銀行的出納員B……
而且如果銀行出納員B給銀行搶劫犯A一筆相當(dāng)可觀的錢……
什么會(huì)阻止銀行出納員B留下剩下的那些錢而宣稱都被銀行搶劫犯A搶走了呢？
只有一個(gè)問(wèn)題。銀行搶劫犯A在哪里呢？
(4)一天早晨，喬治走進(jìn)銀行，感到有什么事情將要發(fā)生。“早上好，伯羅斯先生。”他興高采烈地說(shuō)道。行長(zhǎng)低聲說(shuō)了句什么就進(jìn)了辦公室。
(5)下午兩點(diǎn)鐘，銀行搶劫犯A進(jìn)來(lái)了。喬治知道他是一個(gè)銀行搶劫犯。因?yàn)椋谝唬橇镞M(jìn)來(lái)的；第二，他戴了一個(gè)面具。
〔6〕“這是一次持槍搶劫，”這人粗暴地說(shuō)道。他從口袋里掏出一支手槍。門衛(wèi)發(fā)出了一點(diǎn)小小的聲音。“你，”銀行搶劫犯說(shuō)道，“躺到地上。”阿克曼先生躺了下去。搶劫犯跨步來(lái)到喬治有柵窗的工作間。 “好了，”他說(shuō)。“把錢交出來(lái)。”
“是的，先生。”喬治答道。“您愿意要10元一張的還是20元一張的？”
“都交出來(lái)！”
〔7)喬治把手伸進(jìn)現(xiàn)金柜里，從上層格子中取出所有的鈔票一將近6000元。他將錢由窗口遞了出來(lái)。搶劫犯一把抓過(guò)錢，放入口袋，然后轉(zhuǎn)身就走。
(8)就在人們都注視著銀行搶劫犯A時(shí)，銀行出納員B卻悄悄地提起現(xiàn)金柜上層的格子，把柜子下層的鈔票偷偷地塞入了他自己的口袋中。
(9)門轉(zhuǎn)了一下，銀行搶劫犯走了。喬治暈了過(guò)去。他醒來(lái)時(shí)，仰望著那些焦急地瞅著他的人們笑了笑。“我沒(méi)事，”他勇敢地表示道。
