When you’re speeding and get pulled over, there’s not much you can do to avoid a ticket. You might as well say something funny to make the officer laugh. One classic excuse is, "Sorry officer, I got here as fast as I could."

當你因為超速被警察攔下時，無論你做什么都免不了吃罰單。你可能會說點好笑的事情博警官一笑。最經典的借口就是：“不好意思，警官，我是以最快的速度趕到這里的!”

Keep reading to check out more of the most hilarious and ridiculous speeding ticket excuses ever!

來看看史上最搞笑的超速借口吧!

Divorce 趕著去離婚

"I’m late to a divorce proceeding, and if you met my wife you’d know why I was in such a hurry."

“我趕著去辦理離婚手續，已經遲到了，如果你見過我老婆，你肯定會明白我為什么這么著急了。”(到底是老婆太嚴厲，還是嫌棄老婆很久了就不得而知了。)

Back to the Past 穿越到古代

"I was trying to get up to 88 miles per hour so I could go back in time to 1957."

“我想飆到88英里每小時，這樣我就可以回到1957年了。”(大哥，您這光速是要到未來吧!)

Dad Knows Best 老爸最懂行了

"My dad told me that I wouldn’t get pulled over as long as I didn’t go more than 10 over the speed limit."

“老爸告訴我，如果我的車速不超過限速10英里每小時，警察就不會攔我。”(看來老爸也是個經常超車的主。)

Pole Position 賽車手迷路了

"I don’t know what happened. I was leading in the Indianapolis 500, but I think I must have taken a wrong turn!"

“我不知道發生了什么。我正在參加印第安納波利斯500汽車賽，我可能轉錯彎了!”(還能再路癡點么?)

Officer Hottie 搭訕美女警察

"I thought you were cute, and this was the easiest way I could figure out how to ask you out on a date."

“我覺得你很可愛，想跟你約會，這是我能想到的最簡單的搭訕方式了。”(跟警花搭訕是要付出代價滴!)

Need for Speed 需要測試汽車到底能跑多快

"I just bought this car and I wanted to test how fast it could go."

“我剛買了車，想知道它到底能跑多快。”(此測試危險系數太高，切勿模仿啊!)

Sugary Mess 冰淇淋快化啦

"I’m sorry officer, but I just bought ice cream and I didn’t want it to melt!"

“不好意思，景警察先生，我剛買了個冰激凌，我可不想讓它化掉!”(冰激凌有罰單貴么???)

Air Dry 兜風晾車

"The dryer at the car wash was broken, so I was just trying to blow-dry the car manually."

洗車店的干燥機壞了，所以我在讓風把車吹干。(您這晾車方式真環保，真高級!)

Blind Spot 沒戴眼鏡看不到速度表

"I’m sorry for speeding, but without my glasses I can’t hardly see the speedometer."

“超速不是我本意，沒戴眼鏡，我都看不清速度表。”(太危險了，話說有專門針對不戴眼鏡開車的罰單嗎?)

Drag Race 我以為你在跟我賽車

"Sorry officer, I thought you wanted to race!"

“不好意思，警官，我以為你想跟我賽車!”(天雷滾滾，不過一般警官的車技都不太好呀~)