Please,please,I don’t have a lot of time.

聽著 Ramona總算打瞌睡了 你得幫我甩了她

Look,Ramona finally dozed off,and I need you to help me get rid of her.

甩了她? 怎么個甩法?

Get rid of her how?

我不知道 但顯然我正處于某種關系中

I don’t know,but apparently I’m in some kind of relationship,

而你似乎是終結這類關系的老手

and you seem to be an expert at ending them.

你說什么?

Excuse me?

我看見男人們一個接一個從這兒離開 倒是沒見過再回來的

I see man after man leaving this apartment never to return.

Sheldon 你真的很寬宏大量 謝謝你 我很感激

Sheldon,this was big of you. Thank you. I really appreciate it.

謝謝

Thank you.

- 晚安 Sheldon - Penny...

- Good night,Sheldon. - Penny...

- 啥? - 你有一手

- Yes? - Well played.

謝謝

Thank you.

但請記住 能力越大 責任越大 (出自)

Just rember: with great power comes great responsibility.

明白

Understood.

不是厲害 是錯誤 我沒有改我的狀態呀

It’s not bold,it’s a mistake. I didn’t change my status.

那是誰改的?

Well,then who did?

我沒的選擇 他在她面前哭了

I had no choice. He cried in front of her.

我明白 你這么做覺得自己很大方 但贈送禮物的基礎原則是禮尚往來

I know you think you’re being generous,but the foundation of gift-giving is reciprocity.

你不是給我一份禮物

You haven’t given me a gift.

你給了我一份責任

You’ve given me an obligation.

別太郁悶 Penny 一般新手都會犯這個錯誤